Beware the kilt.
Quite a few years ago now, I was on a stag night.
And I wore a kilt.
This experience revealed something quite startling to me.
Something that I have never forgotten.
When I go for a wee, I stand up.
(If you are wincing reading that, probably don’t read on).
Occasionally, this is at a urinal as opposed to a sit-down toilety thing.
Now – and you can test it if you like (just get naked in a public toilet when you have a wee) – quite a lot of wee splashes back onto ones thighs with urinal weeing.
I know this because of the kilt (naked leg)/urinal combination.
And this got me thinking that there will be quite a lot of wee on your trousers.
Most days of your life.
Wee that you won’t notice of course.
But it is happening.
…is a thing.
This was a Public Information Message from Michael at Always Wear Red.
PS If you are a Scottish person, can you shed any light on this subject please?
Is PISS-LEGS a real problem?
Is ‘aim’ a factor?
Is ‘standing position’ a factor?
Too far away.
Am I unique in recognising this as a phenomenon?
Is ‘get a life’ part of the response you want to send?
I thank you.